Sometimes my sense of humor leans to the juvenile too, ok? So I made this, just for you. Download it and use it however you'd like. I even included an 8x10 and 5x7 version.
Just don't sell it, k? That's so not nice.
Oh The Office. There's such wisdom there.
In case you'd like to order some fake bird poop, and why wouldn't you?, go here. Sounds like the perfect April Fools day purchase to me!
Seriously. People make fake bird poop?